1. I updated HN a little while ago, please read if you haven't given up on me. ^_^

2. Lookie what I found!!!

[x]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (in my defense, Axl Rose did, too, and he's my role model!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush (it HURT!!!)
[x] You have been called a blonde. (That one's not really fair... I am blonde!)
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow (I've done it, I swear! Maybe I'm double jointed or something...)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.(Successfully,too!)
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (Is it bad that this is the first one I haven't checked?)
[] You sang them to make sure (Woot! Two in a row!)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.(Also not fair! I'm clumsy, you bitch!)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Painful experiences.)

so far: 10

[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it. (Star Wars... Ugh...)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Trying to set something else on fire, at that!)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling (HAHA... Yeah...)

so far: 13


[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (ALL THE TIME! Lol. Ask my first period teacher!)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Yeah. It's weird when you snap back.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (Lol. Who doesn't??)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Also not fair. People are always bitchy.)
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice" (Lol. Ask my fifth period teacher!)

so far: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Not fair! Why over complicate?)
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident. (Nasty shit...)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Yeah... I've got a million more important things to do.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Listen, everybody does that sometime!)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (I guess I should have got the hint when everyone was laughing...)
so far: 23


[x] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (Not scared! Just... Nervous...)
[x] You break/lose a lot of things. (Uh-huh...)
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused (It's a perfectly intelligent thing to do!)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (AMEN!)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (It's so much worse when the ceiling doesn't HAVE a texture...)
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (Lol...)
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (Does it mean anything??)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (See 'um' question.)
[x]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Leave me alone, bitch!)

total: 31

Multiply this by three and it is your percent!
93%... Ouch...